Monthly Archives: July 2005

Oh My Goodness

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Bless the Chineese, for they take the popular culture of any social group and make it interesting.

It seems that WoW recently launched with amazing fanfare and success in China. And who should be Blizzard’s launch partner, but iCoke – Coca-Cola’s name-brand presence in China.

It seems that for the last month or so, iCoke led the way in promoting WoW, by making special WoW branded Coke products and running a Coke/WoW television commercial.

Well, here is a picture of the WoW branded Coke products.

And here is a link to the WoW/Coke Commercial (mov format)


Why can’t we have cool co-branded products like that?

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

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Not fair!

For the last week I have had almost constant muscle cramps in my right thigh and calf.

I have eaten so many bananas that I fear I may transform into a monkey. And I never want to see another bottle of gatorade again.

(set drama=true)
Will someone please cut off my leg so this will quit?
(set drama=false)

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Pictures on the Night Stand . . .

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(Don’t blame me for this one, a co-worker emailed me this)

A man meets a woman in a bar and eventually goes back to her place. After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.

“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no!!!” she answers.

“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

“That’s me before the surgery.”

Sorry about this but this image is so . . .

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I just couldn’t help myself.

Ode to a PERL Script

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Hello little PERL script sitting up in the directory tree,
How I would love to finish with thee.

I began your run at 8:40 in the morn,
Now it is 4:00, and the shadows are long.

Hasten and fly little script,
For my day hastens to a close.

And I take no joy in waiting on your beck and call.

[Non-poetic EDIT]

The shadows draw long, and your work is done little script.
At least until the morrow, when I must once again entice you to give what is asked.

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I don't frelling believe it.

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Those effing wankers, they bloody did it again.

There are not words to adequately describe how pissed off I am right now.

Murugh

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How do I define idiot?

I define it by pulling my cell phone from it’s charger and then leaving it on the table by the front door while going to work.

You never really realize how much you come to depend on the bloody thing until it is far, far away and you can’t use it when you need to do so.