Monthly Archives: April 2007

Attack of the flower people!!!!!!!

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Got on the elevator to go up to my floor in my office building.

There was a woman in the elevator.

And she violated me.

And I did not like it . . . not one bit.

She wasn’t just wearing perfume, she must have cooked her food in it and drank it in place of water.

It was like a flower had farted.

The flowery miasma was so strong I could taste it.

And now, an hour and ten minutes later, I can still taste that damnable perfume.

"Go to your happy place" they say.

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And when I go to my happy place, there is a nice breeze blowing through the trees.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing…..

OK, so the birds are vultures, but what the hey, they are birds!

And my slithy toves do gyre and gimble in the wabe.

*Meow*

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Hmmmmm…..

Your profile reveals that you are….

Modest, inquisitive, assertive, solitary, and humble.

You are therefore matched with the Ocelot Daemon.


So is that really me?

Word to the wise

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sudo rm -rf fixes everything.

And I mean everything.

Most unfortunate blurb line for a cool product EVER!!!

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Blame vulpine137 for this.

Ready to handle a Time Lord’s tool?

(I still want it though)

I am a sick, sick, sick, sick, man and need therapy

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So Reuters runs the following news article, Rove just wanted to have fun, not clash with Crow, just as Cyndi Lauper was playing on the radio.

And now I have visuals of Karl Rove dressed up as Cindy Lauper from her “She’s So Unusual” period dancing around in my head singing “Neo-cons just want to have fun”

Memo to dfwteddybear

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One of the movies you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really . . . *gasp* . . . really like is being made into a Off-Broadway musical.

Xanadu! On Broadway!

Baaaaaaaaa! Go the sheep.

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Leveraged from n8an

Please recommend to me…

1. A movie.

2. A book.

3. A musical artist, song or album.

4. A website.

5. An LJ user not on my friends list.

Leave a comment with your answers, then copy the questions and ask them in your own journal.

And to prove my point . . .

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Cutting for images that should only be viewed once you have said the proper words and gotten behind the sofa.

*snerk* *chortle*

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Mr. Smith: (Stepping in line behind Ms. Jones) “Keep walking.”

Ms. Jones: “Oh! I am so glad to see you!”

Mr. Smith: “Yeah, well, you can kiss me later. You too, Frank, if you want.”

Frank: (Grins shyly)

I have seen "The Future"

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And it is the unholy spawn of Bruce Campbell and Cthulhu!

And you can only find it in Manhattan in 1930.

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If you enjoy Delerium and Conjure One, you will enjoy this.

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So in my search for new music I have found a new band – Sleepthief

Here is a (rather gushing) review of the CD Sleepthief – The Dawnseeker @ Musical Discoveries but dammit, the music is great.

And who would have thought that a lawyer could write music like this (Full Disclosure: Over half of my extended family are lawyers and *none* of them have either musical talent or desire, and in fact, most of them are tone deaf).

So, who wants me to post MP3s samples of this beautiful music?

EDIT – The Sleepthief website has two Sleepthief music videos – Eurydice, and Tenuous. (Can’t link to them directly as the site is flash powered but they are beautiful).

"You are not alone"

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And it is very fitting that cats are Irish.

It is ……. Beautiful!

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A image that a friend of mine sent me.

We cut because we love your bandwidth – Image is worksafe.

Great…..

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It appears that The Great Female Conspiracy(TM) has made another great stride forward.

Sperm made from human bone marrow

So, basically we men have been relegated to moving furniture, taking care of spiders, mowing lawns, taking out the trash, etc.

Hmmmmm…….

*thinks*

I for one welcome our new female overlords!

Yeah, I'm a sheep (for some things). So what?

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marinebear went Marine psycho and held a gun to my head and made me post this!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don’t speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want good or bad. When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

(And you don’t have to have met me in person to have a memory of me either!!)

*ping* betnoir and valkyrwench

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Boy have I found a shirt for you ladies.

ZOMG!!!! The Yarn Pirate!

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