Monthly Archives: August 2007

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This is all furrbear's fault

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Lookie here! We have Senator Larry (Boom-Boom Bathroom) Craig meets Avenue Q!

Safe for work as long as you don’t think you will get in trouble for people singing the word “gay”

Because I have had such a day

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Lookie what diziara made for me!

*smuggles Amy some ferrets across the CA border*

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On a lighter note . . .

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Since I am basically tied up until the customer is done and can’t do anything else, I decided to play around with styles.

I like the new Kyoto Moonlight style.T

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Protected: Me and my challenges

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Protected: Yet another reason for all of my friends to be very, very, glad they don't work with me

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Bestest and bestest – See if you can guess where these come from

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This land is really great, thanks a bunch.
It’s time to celebrate, that’s why I packed a lunch.
I’m pretty sure you knew that I wasn’t an herbivore.
Bearing that firmly in mind, what’d you think you were needed for?
If you weren’t for me to eat, (Yum! Yum!)
You wouldn’t be made out of meat! (Dumb, dumb)
My laugh is an evil laugh. Ha ha MUNCH MUNCH DIE.


Y’know, I didn’t do nothin’ wrong,
But now I’m living in a country song.
I don’t care who sings it, it was written by Stephen King.
The stupid zombies killed the truck,
My husband ate the dog, and now it seems I’m stuck.
I just can’t believe this started with a damn bee sting.


I can call you ‘Tiger’, you can call me Mary Jane,
Take me swinging from the rooftops, kiss me gently in the rain,
And if I ever call you ‘Clark’, well, you can call me Lois Lane,
And you can keep the mask on if it helps you sleep at night.

You can know my code name, I can meet you on the sly;
I can be your new arch-rival, keep dramatic tensions high,
And when the working day is done, then you can meet me in the sky.
There’s not a chance they catch us once we bother to take flight.


On the day I found my wings
I spread them wide and flew away,
I was always bound for better things,
You never wanted me to stay,
And now when the telephone rings
I know there’s nothing left to say —
I don’t wonder if it’s you at all.


Some people say that she’s just a legend;
Some people say that she’s something more.
Here’s what I know: when Rose gets restless,
She still puts the pedal through the floor,
And her boyfriends don’t come home no more —

Protected: They are fun to look at, but I don't want to "Jump all over them"

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Protected: Obeservations from work

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I have seen my fate

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If I were to become a starship commander, Kirk I would not be.

No, I would be fated to be Space Commander Michael Henderson onboard the HMS Camden Lock. Charged with “protecting British interests in a changing galaxy.” Instead of exploring new worlds or seeking new life, my crew would encourage aliens to relocate their businesses to Peterborough or take holidays in the Lake District.

My first officer would be a murderous psycopath, and my Diplomatic officer would be better known by her nickname – “Womanzilla”.

And why do I know this?

Well, aside from my “unique” level of luck, I give you this quote exchange from Episode Two – Artifact.

Navigator Vine: “Oh yeah, York (Psycopath First Officer), you’ve arrived! Huge gay following!”
Commander Henderson: “Hey, are you sure it’s not me who has the gay following, you know, with the whole “bear thing” and you know…”

Here is a shot of Commander Henderson.

I’ll leave it up to you if he has “The whole Bear thing going on”

And just for fairness, this is the psycopathic first officer – you know, the one with the big gay following.

And here, is Womanzilla – nuff said.

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Protected: Kill me now

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Does this sound evil to you?

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Talking about the Wired Magazine Article – EA Games to Incorporate Real-Time Weather

I liked the idea of real-time weather, but as an ardent player of “God Games” I have a feature I would like.

Tableau:

Me – Invisible Player of Sports Game
Ed – Coworker

Me *watching my team getting creamed on the football field*
Me: “No, no, no, this will never do!”
Me *gestures and a bolt of lightning comes from the sky and vaporizes the opposing quarterback, leaving a pile of ashes, a pair of blinking eyes (cartoon style) and a scortched helmet*
Me: “There we go – Much better!”

Ed: “Now David, that’s not playing, that’s plain evil.”

Did I mention…..

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That while taking these classes, I am one half of a block from gramalkin‘s office?

So….

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VMWare day two

Rocks my socks.

And you know what? Drving across Dallas at 8 am is so much better than driving across Dallas at 7 am.

I’m thinking I may have to pester my boss to see if I can move my hours from 8-5 to 9-6.

ESX Class Day One

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So far, so great.

Building ESX Boxes from bare metal is fun and bloody easy.

As of Friday I will be a certified VMWare Engineer for VMware Infrastructure 3.

That is assuming I have enough brains to pass the VUE Prometric test.

You have no idea how much I love going to school.

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Since it seems that many of my friends have had craptastic days today. . . .

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I give you this.

No I am not to blame for it but it made me feel better.

No matter how much bile and venom I spew from time to time, I love you all.