Monthly Archives: September 2007

Happy David

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Good food.

Very good food.

Very yummy (almost orgasmic roast lamb shank).

Good, live music. (Jeffery Phillips – A Man, A Guitar and A Bodhran, what a combo!)

Good environment.

Good friends (twfarlan, valkyrwench, and merlin_t_wizard).

Oh.

And.

Woodchuck Pear Draft Cider for the win. (valkyrwench enjoyed it too!)

Today, I look like (29 September 2007)

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I can has Master Chief?

Today I look like . . . . (for Friday, 28, September, 2007)

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Mmmmmm. Coffee.


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So.

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Today has been busy so far.

But looking forward to having fun this evening.

Been a pretty good day so far, all in all.

Still not King.

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And no, I don’t really have “Moe Howard” hair but I swear that is what it looks like.


Today I look like . . . . (for Thursday, 27, September, 2007)

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Now featuring the Stupid Stick(TM)


You have heard about the Stupid Stick(TM) – and now you get a glimpse of it.

Today I look like . . . . (for Wednesday, 26, September, 2007)

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Borrowing the idea from triplemare, here I am for today.

Woo.

You wild man you.


EDIT: It does not show well but I am actually wearing something a little different. My shirt is brown and not black, blue, grey, or green.

Writer's Block: Know Thyself

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Favorite thing?

I usually know the answers to most questions.

Least favorite thing?

Self Confidence.

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Dear Invisible Deranged Spider Monkey On My Neck And Shoulders . . .

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First, no, I have no idea who duct-taped daggers to both of your feet and your left hand. I also don’t know why they decided to duct-tape a ice pick to your right hand either. Nor do I know why they strapped a thirty kilo “Magical Monkey Treat Machine” onto your back. But I would pay good money to know why it is programmed to only give you goodies when you plunge a blade either into my neck, shoulders, or head.

That having been said, I want you to understand that I fully respect you living your own life and being happy.

But could you please do it somewhere other than on top of my head, neck, and shoulders?

So, before I pull you off and ship you off to an Ebola research lab, please die.

No Love,

Me

*chuckles*

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Furry Boobies!

Really and for true! I am gay, I am all about the men.

Oy

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I so love being too good at my job for my own good.

Because I enjoys me my LOLCats

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And because this is so gay that it is funny.

Sheepage.

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As you know – the sheep go “Baaaaaa!” (As the Scotsmen run away while adjusting their kilts)

If there is someone on your friends list that you wouldn’t mind pouring salt on while watching them burn alive after a condemned building collapses around them, showering them in broken glass, dried pigeon shit and asbestos, as you masturbate on their soon-to-be remains and blame the whole debacle on pop culture, don’t post this exact sentence in your journal.

Oh my Hermione!

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How you have . . . . grown.

A straight friend of mine called me on the fact that I had once again found something amusing to send him that involved boobies and therefore called into question my sexuality.

I had to point this out in return.

Well, they don’t have that many amusing videos that focus on dick. And you would probably not be amused by those anyway.

See, I do have a point.

Zzzzzzzzz

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I am sooooooo sleepy today.

Even while sipping coffee with Irish Cream and Cinnamon all I want to do is go home, curl up on the sofa with a book and zone.

Superman/Doomsday

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Quick Snap Judgement – More behind the cut

If you love me, you will do this.

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Hell, even if you don’t love me, please do this.

A friend of mine’s mother lives in a retirement community in Bedford, and they are currently enrolled in a contest to win a van for the community. Many of the people there can’t drive, so this new van will be their sole transportation aside from family members coming and getting them.

So if you could, please take the time to go to http://www.kluv.com/pages/897782.php and vote for ‘Wildflower Place’ (#4 down on the list). No registration, no giving info, just a check and a click so some little old ladies and gentlemen can get a van.

I’ll thank you, I’ll owe you a favor, and you will be doing a friend of mine a favor when he has had a pretty not too good week so far.

Link to the original post here.

I'm a bad, bad man.

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So I talking to one of the managers at his desk and I have my Stupid Stick(TM) in hand.

One of the Unix engineers comes by and tries to take my Stupid Stick(TM) away from me.

So I put a stop to that real fast by saying “Paul, Bob is fondling my stick.”

Amazingly, he let go of the Stupid Stick(TM) as if it were suddenly composed of coherent plasma.

Who says you can’t teach straight boys?