Monthly Archives: March 2008

Well

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Six Days!!!!

And I’m even about to go and be social.

What is the world coming to?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Aieeeeeee!

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One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week! One Week!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

One Week!

The Doctor will be back one week from today!

Trailer One that was showing in cinema.
And Trailer Two – Which showed today.

OK. I have at least most of the “crazy” out of me for the moment. Now returning you to your regular Internet.

And yes, I am a nerd and a geek – what do you want to make of it?

Well, I just earned my gay card

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One of my co-workers was trying to drive me crazy today (silly, I know – it’s only a putt) by playing an MP3 of “The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round” over and over and over, ad nauseum.

Without even breaking my thought process while figuring out why one of our customer’s damn Flash Video files were not working on their server, I held up three CDs from my collection and said: “I have three CDs here of Broadway Musicals and I am not afraid to use them.”

The music coming from his cube stopped.

Showtues FTW

NOM, NOM, NOM

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Lunch today – Roast Turkey Breast, Mushroom Risotto, Lemon Steamed Broccoli, and Brussel Sprouts.

Good thing I am a nomnivore.

(Apologies to valkyrwench)

More wisdom from xkcd

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I know this is old.

But you know what? For those who have not been initiated into the glory that is xkcd, they need to be educated.

Especially about RULE social-b. 99.1

So remember, when you say “What do you want to do?”, the timer starts ticking.

Hooray!

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Welcome back, Endeavour!

Thanks for another safe landing!

Oscar Mike Golf

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Well, if you have been on the Internet in the last several years, you remember this song Dragostea Din Tei

And of course, this was the video that really set it off to become an Internet phenomena.

Well, once again, bless the Japanese – for they have taken a moderately catchy Moldovian song that has earworm properties – Para Para-ed it, and transformed it into the absolutely gayest thing I have ever seen.

Guys – you may want to put on your lead lined jockstraps before playing this video. This is over twenty giga-queens worth of gay.

And if I ever see this performed in any of the clubs I happen to walk in to, I am turning in my gay card immediately.

Hey don't blame me for this one

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This one is all gramalkin

You see, he wanted to show me something.

Something new.

Something different.

Something that would break my head.

So, now, I must share it with all of you.

I give you – Night Of Fire!

And just because I am evil that way . . .

The Disney/Para Para Night of Fire – Complete with Goofy in a Pimp Suit

May whatever gods or powers that be that you hold dear have mercy on your sanity.

**happy**

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paladincub21 – you are possibly the nerdiest boy in nerd town, and i love ya for it.

Comments like that just make me grin like the Cheshire Cat.

Protected: **glee**

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*sniff* My friends say the nicest things to me . . .

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twfarlan – If Phil Foglio was god, you’d be a rather mad spark.

codecattx – That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

twfarlan – That’s kind of sad.

codecattx – I consider it a compliment

twfarlan – Then again, someone once told me they could easily see me sitting on a throne of bones, drinking human blood from a chalice made of a skull, and I nearly wept with happiness at the image, so I can’t point fingers.

codecattx – I can see that
Just remember, when you take over – I have no wish to rule, just put me in a lab and let me have my mad science, and I’ll churn out inventions for you to play with.

twfarlan – Bullshit. You’ve already petitioned me in the past regarding a position in the Ministry of Education.

codecattx – But my co-workers were wondering why I was smiling and happy while editing KB articles – So I took off my headphones and left the scratch track of Seanan’s The Black Death playing.

When it got to:

Now a hemorrhagic fever is a nasty beast indeed,
And we’ve named it for its tendency to make its victims bleed.
It can trigger cranial swelling often leading to psychosis,
And posthumous study demonstrates internalized necrosis.

They started backing carefully out of my cube
I can do both – I need lab animals don’t I?
What else would you use failed students for?

Now my co-workers don’t ask what I am listening to any more.


Then again, someone once told me they could easily see me sitting on a throne of bones, drinking human blood from a chalice made of a skull, and I nearly wept with happiness at the image, so I can’t point fingers.

valkyrwench is such a lucky woman!

MMmmmm Sushi

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Mmmmm Rainbow Roll

(Inside Out Roll with crab, cucumber, tuna, yellowtail, shrimp, salmon, avocado)

Dammit, dammit, dammit

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I have now been earwormed.

And by this.

Damn you xkcd! Damn you!

You know

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I have been told before that it is rather strange in my mind.

But walking through my office lobby today, I had a revelation.

Life is like a box of kittens. Soft, fuzzy, and cute – but you never know when it might turn prickly.

Guess what?

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The servers missed me while I was gone!

And when I walked into the building they celebrated!

[SERVERS]: Could it be?
[SERVERS]: Yes!!!! It is!
[SERVERS]: He is back!!!! Yippee!!!
[SERVERS]: *BIND FLIPS OUT AND TERMINATES*

By DNS throwing up and spewing “Unknown Host Names” all over our monitoring system.

One hour later – All is cleaned up, all is working normally, and I’m already rewriting more Knowledge Base articles.

Its nice to know I was missed.

Well

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I stepped outside of my comfort zone several times today.

Who would have guessed it?

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I’m a ditz?

My mission, should I choose to accept it

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Lunch.

More when my brain works.

The legend of LJ

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(Leveraged from She Who Must Be Obeyed – aka valkyrwench)

I’ve been on LJ since May of 2001, so I’ve been here for a good chunk of these.

A brief history of Livejournal

MAR 1999 — Livejournal founded

NOV 1999 — news founded

APR 2000 — Comment system added
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

AUG 2000 — Interest system added
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

SEP 2000 — Paid accounts get new features
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

DEC 2000 — Communities premiere
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

MAR 2001 — Polls premiere
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

SEP 2001 — Invite codes premiere
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JAN 2002 — First dead account purge
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JAN 2003 — S2 premieres
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JUL 2003 — User interest match feature disabled
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

NOV 2003 — Phone posts premiere; invite codes system removed
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JUL 2004 — Fotobilder premieres
– Users go batshit, blame brad, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JAN 2005 — Six Apart buys LJ; LJ Blackout 2005
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.
– brad ascends into Heaven; becomes God of LJ to whom disgruntled users pray.

JUN 2005 — Second dead account purge; permanent accounts for sale; tags premiere
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

DEC 2005 — Free storage and userpic upgrades
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

FEB 2006 — Virtual gifts premiere
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

MAR 2006 — Loyalty userpics; increased userpics for paid accounts
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

APR 2006 — Sponsored accounts premiere
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

MAY 2006 — Nipplegate ’06
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart (and hardvice), threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

SEP 2006 — Sponsored communities premiere
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

OCT 2006 — TXTLJ / LJTalk premiere
– No one notices.

NOV 2006 — LJ Blackout 2006
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

FEB 2007 — Military schools removed from school listings. Hogwarts, Starfleet Academy remain
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

MAY 2007 — Strikethrough 2007
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

JUN 2007 — Permanent Account Sale, LJ Blackout 2007
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

AUG 2007 — Boldthrough 2007
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

DEC 2007 — Six Apart sells LJ to SUP; Certain keywords in user interests are unsearchable
– Users go batshit, blame Six Apart and SUP, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

MAR 2008 — Basic Account creation disabled
– Users go batshit, blame SUP, threaten to leave in droves. Few do.

Huma-what?

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Two Torchwoods this week?

Normal episode on Wednesday and then they are moving the last two episodes for the season to Friday?

So – one more Torchwood on 21 March, 2008 and then the series cliffhanger on 4 April, 2008.

Oh, and one more thing, RTD has confirmed that a third series is in planning and pre-production stages, all but officially commissioned, pending the ratings of the second series.

So…..

Everyone had best watch it multiple times!