Monthly Archives: April 2008

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Nothing to see here – Move Along . . . .

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These are simply notes for my research for my tech paper for my engineers.

Zen, and the art of server forensics.

Writeup on How SQL Injection Works

Filtering SQL injection from Classic ASP

Filtering SQL Injection in ASP.NET

PDF Whitepaper on Web Application Forensics

Web Browser Forensics – Part One

Web Browser Forensics – Part Two

A Day in the Life of an Information Security Investigator

Linux Journal- Introduction to Forensics

Web Application Forensics: The Uncharted Territory

A Dark Day for Science

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Albert Hofmann – Died today, aged 102.

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Oh and tecknow?

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In honor of that most wonderful professor of yours, I have changed the title of the server forensics article I am working on.

“Zen and the Art of Server Forensics”

Whew! A new record!

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I can tell that I am an ASE again.

Number of emails I have deleted this week: 7810

It took Outlook over 5 minutes to delete everything on the server.

Protected: Wherein David smiles, and there are no bits of jugular in his teeth

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Finally done for the day

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And slowly catching up on all of the deferred dren.

Nerves are somewhat frayed, and I am going to be busy like no one’s business this weekend.

But I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. And I don’t *think* that it is an oncoming train.

I have muscle cramps all in my neck and shoulders – but that is a normal reaction to what this last week has been.

I know what would help. I would love to curl up with someone and watch some bad movies and laugh at them.

And now, to home and a pissy cat who will be angry with me for being late in delivering pets and food.

EDIT: Oh and as a bonus, I get to read PHP code and see if I can figure out where another customer’s PHP code is frelled. What a treat!

Protected: You know, there are times that people really suprise me . . .

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*pondering*

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Why is it that when people decide to do their job in a half assed manner, leaving me to clean up and do their job for them, the degree of evil and fury that blooms within me is such that it would even make Darkseid, Doom, Cthulhu, and the hypothetical offspring of Sauron and Cruella de Vil all take a step back from just one glare.

(I mean, we are talking Giganazis worth of evil and fury)

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*snerk*

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My new customer?

For some reason, they can’t remember my name.

Instead, I have had three of them call me “Daniel” today.

So I guess my new name is Daniel.

Weekend recap

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Friday night – finally got home around 8PM or so. Worn out. Slept for 11 hours +.

Saturday – Housework, laundry, wrapping my head around my new customer. And having a great early dinner with twfarlan and valkyrwench at Jake’s Hamburgers!

Sunday – Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Today – Downloading more of my customer’s environment into my head.

Protected: And talking about Special Hell . . .

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Oh I am going to that Special Hell

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At least most of my friends will be there to keep me company.

And we will all get to watch this, because it arrived today!

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The End Times have come. And Jesus is back on Earth.

But.

Before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Canada, from daywalking vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santos (Based on El Santo Enmascarado de Plata and played by actor Jeff Moffet, who also starred as El Santos in two other Odessa Filmworks productions).

So I have two things to show you.

One, the trailer for this movie piece of cinematic art.

And secondly, a clip from Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. Wherein Kung-Fu Jesus is set upon by Kung-Fu atheists who mean to put an end to his “second coming”. (Who knew that atheists were part clown and could fit so many into such a small Jeep?)

Be sure to watch Jesus’s “You have got to be kidding me.” reaction after he helps the first group of athiests “get religion” and the exact same group comes streaming out of that tiny little Jeep again.

Oh, and did I mention that this was also a musical?

I guess this pretty much drags me kicking and screaming out of the closet.

I love B-Movies dammit! And I am proud!

(twfarlan, since I am guessing that you will be put in charge of That Very Special Hell, may I please have permission to build a B-Movie Theater there?)

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A buh?

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OK, I know I typically fail at pop culture, etc.

But when did South Park suddenly become brilliant?

I mean, witness Kyle fixing the Internet.

And who would have guessed that all the traffic on the Internet is controlled by a Linksys router the size of a house?

I'm not *that* evil!

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Am I?

One of our newer engineers described me as being “evil”. Simply because I am OS Agnostic.

Windows
MacOS
*NIX

I don’t care what OS you use, just as long as it is the best tool for the job and the worker.

Well, that and because songs about Yersinia pestis make me happy and I sing along with a degree of happiness and glee.

Tired, so very tired

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Had a scare with a friend of mine last night – long story short – he coughed up some blood.

So I got a call shortly after getting home that they were on their way to the ER.

So I went to the ER.

X-Rays were fine, tests were fine.

He was kept over last night but is already released and home.

But I didn’t get home until after 3 am.

And I still got up this morning and worked all day.

And I am going home and crashing shortly.