See? It's a win-win situation!

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codecattx

I know what I want to do with all of the presidential wanna-bes
(And no, landfill is not the answer)

twfarlan

Soylent Green?

codecattx

I want to set up a “running of the bulls” scenario in downtown Dallas
With the campaigners running
But substitute Raptors for the bulls
I could sell the TV rights to that and single-handedly resurrect the economy

twfarlan

The ASPCA would be all over you for cruelty to the raptors.

codecattx

I’d have vets on hand to pump their stomachs afterward
And we would reward the “most interesting kills” with veal calves


[EDIT] – Heck, we can even give an added incentive – first one to the finish line gets to be the next president.
With a solution like that – we won’t ever have to worry about term limits again.

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